1) We spray our cleavages with perfume. And, if we like you and we're on our third date and wearing a skirt, chances are we've sprayed the back of our knees too.
2) That thing you like? Not spontaneous. In fact, it took loads of practice and probably a conflab with our girlfriends using *ahem* pints of beer.
3) Most of us want babies. Even the ones who say they don't--they just don't KNOW they want babies. Some actually don't though. You figure it out.
4) WE'RE not taking so long in the loo. OTHER women are.
5) Nothing is sexier than a guy who can fix stuff.
6) Inside every woman, despite her balls of steel is someone who wants a little bit for you to think of her as a girl. This means a) not thumping her on the back and b) opening the door for her every once in a while.
7) If you've been with one of our girlfriends, we know what you're like in bed. Sometimes (okay, a lot of the time) we even know your penis size. Sorry!
8) We all have a thing we do when we're flirting. Pay attention and you'll know what it is. (Note: for me it's an eyelash dropping, big smile thing, especially when I'm drinking)
9) You're not cute when you're drunk.
10) You're cute when WE'RE drunk though.
11) Looks really really aren't that important. You've heard this a million times, be prepared for a million and one: all women really want is a guy that can make her laugh.
12) Not when you're fighting though. Hiding behind humour is the best way to head towards messy breakup.
13) We know the power of our breasts and we're not afraid to use them.
14) It's really hard balancing being tough career women and soft and gentle girlfriends/wives. Give us a break every now and then.
15) Once upon a time we've all liked Backstreet Boys/NSync/Boyzone etc. They're pretty.
16) Mmmmmmmmmm.... Musicians.
17) We're using granny panties and unwaxed legs as excuses so you won't think of us as sluts when we sleep with you on the first or second date.
18) Most of us can't cook. But it's fully bonus points if you can.
19) We can do many, many things, however. We just don't like to show off about them.
20) Like bargain. We are genetically engineered to be able to knock off the price by five to ten per cent at least.
21) We hate that we get 'slut' and you get 'player'.
22) We also hate that you're stronger than us on an average.
23) On the other hand, sometimes it's kinda sexy.
24) We are not opposed to kissing other women. Also we know it's a turn on and it's fun to manipulate you like that.
25) We know when you've been bad. It's true.
26) You're a lot like our dads. Creepy, but fact.
27) We're not going to tell you this though. And if you tell us we're like your mothers, we WILL run.
28) We're pretty much always judging you, if you're a romantic prospect.
29) We would really really like to know what happens in the minds of men.
30) And yeh, inspired by an MSN conversation with scout, the clitoris is not a toy.
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