Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Handy Euphemisms for Passing Gas

1. Voiding the Sofa Warranty
2. Evacuating the Carpool
3. Exhaling Through Dad’s Special Whistle
4. Broadcasting the Expiration Date
5. Updating the 5-day Forecast
6. Dropping an O-bomba
7. Tipping the Dry Cleaner
8. Making Way for Éclair’s
9. Critiquing the Meeting
10. Cutting the Prime Rate

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