Wednesday, May 6, 2009

10 reasons why South Mumbai didn't come out to vote on April 30

1. Clashed with Salsa class
2. Election whites not drycleaned
3. No candidate a hottie
4. Tony Jethmalani contesting from suburbs. Sigh
5. No valet parking at booth
6. Spotted servant in queue ahead of us
7. Driver did not turn up for work
8. Elections over dude, Obama won!
9. No party tackling real issues, eg, reduce Goly Gym rates.
10. No home delivery!

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