The latest 'in' thing: Bikini jeans

Just when common people thought fashion world couldn't get any weirder, along come the bikini jeans! The eye-catching apparel feature a thong sewn into a pair of supremely low-slung jeans. Brainchild of Japanese clothing company Sanna's, the booty-cut bottoms were born after a customer said she wanted jeans that sat lower than the hips but did not need to be hoicked up in an unladylike fashion. If you'd like to set a new fashion trend in your neighborhood - or get expelled/fired/ogled as the case may be, you can order the "BIJINI", at the Sanna's Fashion website. They're surprisingly inexpensive at just $88 plus shipping.