Types of girls

CD-ROM GIRLS

She is always faster and faster.

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EMAIL GIRLS

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .

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HARD DISK GIRLS

She remembers everything, FOREVER

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INTERNET GIRLS

Difficult to access

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MULTIMEDIA GIRLS

She make horrible thing look beautiful

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SCREENSAVER GIRLS

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

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RAM GIRLS

She forgets you, the moment you turn her off

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WINDOW GIRLS

Everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

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VIRUS GIRLS

Also known as "wife" when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything...

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SERVER GIRLS

Always busy when you need her.