Sunday, July 26, 2009

The Top 10 Sexiest Olympic Moments

# 10 The President Taps Some Beach Volleyball Ass

The Olympics hadn't even started and President George W. Bush was doing his very best to boost team spirit, morale and to cement his legacy as Commander in Cheeks. His ass tapping of Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh must have helped. The duo went on to win gold.

# 9 Chinese Takes Female Wrestling Gold and Re-invents the Kama Sutra

China's Wang Jiao was so hungry for Olympic gold in female wrestling she got a little dirty. She also inadvertently created some new moves, including the one above which has been dubbed the turkey baster. Word is she will be releasing her own version of thd Kama Sutra and I can't wait.

# 8 Amanda Beard Strips (What's New)

Amanda Beard is always taking it off. At the beginning of the games she caused controversy for stripping nude for a PETA print commercial. Things didn't go so well for Amanda in the pool. She failed to qualify for the 200 meter breast stroke finals. One commentator noted "She went from centerfold to just plain fold." She's still hot.

# 7 The Great Fake Nude Swedish Crossbower

The web went crazy with nude photos of Olympic athletes. Amanda's Beard's old Playboy spread floated around, as were countless others. So you can imagine how everyone reacted when nude photos of ridiculously hot Swedish Olympic crossbower Sara Boberg hit the web. The only problem was the crossbow is not an Olympic event and Sara Boberg is not an Olympic athlete. So I suppose we're the only winners in this one.

# 6 How to Handle a Pole

Russian pole vaulter Yelena Isinbayeva smashed the world record at the Beijing Olympics clearing 5.05 meters and annihilating the competition. She also has an incredible booty. Watch it below over and over again. This girl has it all and best of all, she knows how to handle a pole.

# 5 The Ladies of Synchronized Swimming Get Close and Personal
Synchronized swimming may seem like one of the most boring "sports" to watch, but catch it in glorious HD and all bets are off. No punches were pulled at the Olympics as these beauties doggy paddled their way into our hearts.

# 4 The Art that is Gymnastics
Add women's gymnastics to the list of things the US and China can't see eye-to-eye on. At least our girls actually were women. The outfits at this year's Olympics were downright criminal, and we wouldn't be surprised if the suits four years from now are simply poured on the girls.

# 3 The Great Water Polo Nipple Slip
Water Polo became a whole lot more titillating this Olympic Games after Greek player Christina Tsoukala accidently exposed herself during an early round match against Australia. The embarrassing picture spread like crazy, but there was a catch. Christina was only 17 and considered a minor in some states.
# 2 Gymnasts Get Friendly
European Olympic gymnasts like to kiss each other. It's a tradition similar to how beach volleyball players smack each other on the ass. The gold for best kiss would have to be awarded to a pair of Russian teammates who locked lips after a successful uneven bar routine.
# 1 The Booties of Beach Volleyball
It doesn't get better than beach volleyball. This is why HD televisions were created. Who couldn't sit around all day look at hot women with perfect bouncing booties ?