Good morning India. Welcome to the channel ABHI TAK.This is 07:00 AM live news. This is your own Hira Sharma. (Hira gives 100 watt smile) We have our correspondent Champa Trivedi in Mumbai railway station.
Hira: Over to you Champa. What is the news??
Champa:Its a breaking news.I m actually on the railway tracks.We have been coming here for last seven days & finally we have a news.
Hira: But whats the news?
Champa:Those 5 labourers originally from Bihar come everyday to shit here. Normally they have good solid shit but today its complete liquid pasty.
Hira:Thats a ground breaking news. What's the reason?
Champa:Well the reason at the moment is not clear.Lets ask one of the labourer Harilal.
~3 local trains stopped as the TV crew was on the tracks.People from the packed trains are watching~
Harilal yadav: Arrgh. Humne kal ek wada pav khaya tha uske vajah se yeh sab hua! (aargh burp)
Champa:Hira we came to know that the flour for the wada pav is supplied by MNS farmer in pune. With cameraman chandulal dwivedi,Over to you Hira.
Hira:We have Lalu yadav live from Delhi.. Laluji,Welcome! What do you think is the reason for this mess on the mumbai railway tracks.
Lalu: I think both Shivsena & MNS should be blamed.Wadapav stall was started by shivsena & the flour was provided by MNS.I think Raj should be sent to jail & the pasty shit should sent to the medical test.We will provide Rs. 400 as a compensation.Hum resign karenge!Andolan karenge.
Hira:So viewers of India,as you see how North Indians are suffering in Mumbai. SHOULD MNS be banned is the question for today?
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