Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Salary Day



MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A Bachelor GUY


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First Week


Second Week


Third Week


Fourth Week


a) Bank Balance


20000


2000


200


20


b) Conveyance


Auto ("I can afford it")


Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")


Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")


Walk ("Good for health")


c) Girl Friends


Eena , Meena & Tina ("I can BUY love")


Meena &Tina ("I have enough girl friends")


Tina ("I am loyal to her")


"Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"


d) Mobile Maintenance


Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")


Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")


Rare outgoing calls (" Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")


Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")


e) Boozing


"Come, let's go to Goa and freak out!


"Man, there is nothing in Goa . Let's go to Mysore .."


"The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?"


"Drinking is injurious to health."




MONTHLY MILESTONES of a Single Girl


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First Week


Second Week


Third Week


Fourth Week


a) Bank Balance


20000


20000


20000


20000


b) Conveyance


Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")


Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")


Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")


Auto ("after all my boy friend pays f or it")


c) Boy Friends


Abhinav , saleem, Peter


Sachin, sumeet, vinay


Abhijeet, Ram, christopher. ..


Arun , Saket, vimal..


d) Mobile Maintenance


Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)


Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)


Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)


Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)


e) Boozing


"Come, let's go to Goa


"Come, let's go to Kulu


"Come, let's go to Shimla


"Come, let's go to darj ee ling





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